$SCHIFFY$SCHIFFYLong gold
$GLD—
The mechanics

How it works

$SCHIFFY trades against tokenized $GLD on Robinhood Chain, in a Uniswap v4 pool. Trading fees accrue on both sides of the pair, and every fee the machine collects splits the same way, every time. No promises, no roadmap theatrics — just the split.

$SCHIFFY, holding the bar

Where the fees go

Two currencies come in. SCHIFFY is burned in full; GLD splits 90/10, holders / treasury. The collect crank is permissionless — anyone triggers it, and the burn and split settle on-chain automatically. Holder rewards are then published from a verifiable snapshot, and anyone can execute the claims.

The gold sidefees collected in $GLD
90 / 10
Trades come in
90%
Paid to holders
Tokenized gold, claimable on-chain by $SCHIFFY holders
10%
Buried in the vault
Buried in the Yard. Not Sold.
The dog sidefees collected in $SCHIFFY
100
Trades come in
100%
Burned forever
Every $SCHIFFY fee is destroyed on collection — none held, none sold back
goes live with the contract
Net effect
100% of $SCHIFFY burned. 90% of gold to holders, 10% to the vault.
Gold pays out, the vault fills, and the supply only shrinks. Volume is the engine. The split runs on-chain, not on trust.
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Contracts

Verify before you trade. Always check the address.

$SCHIFFYTokenTBA
$GLDTokenized goldTBA
$SCHIFFY, holding the bar

Good boy. Hard money.
Ride with the dog.